The Gag Reflex
Making lunch today I realized there was something in the zip lock bag that wasn’t lunch meat. I got a closer look and it was a fly, 
trying to get a taste of my sweet turkey breast. I didn’t think much of it, but in my attempt to get it out I noticed another one in the back of the bag. I started to get concerned.
I immediately dumped the turkey out and sure enough there were 3 of them in there. The weird thing is they all seemed to be paralyzed. They weren’t moving hardly at all. The thing is, by this time I had already eaten a sandwich and realized the obvious.
You know how sometimes after you eat there are little bits stuck in your teeth. What if I was nibbling on fly legs.