I’ve been getting more and more Fishing Emails and I’ve really started to wonder why people still send these… Honestly what happens if you respond, am I going to get trillions of dollars from someone in Amsterdam?
Dear Mrs. Elena Morris,
I’m sorry to regret that I just don’t believe you. It’s not that I don’t believe that you might have cancer or that you might have some money, but I just don’t believe that you would give it to me. And if you do want to give it to me than I think it would be ok to spend a couple thousand dollars to find my phone number and call me to let me know I am now filthy rich. I’m sure a Private Eye doesn’t cost that much.