The Gag Reflex

Making lunch today I realized there was something in the zip lock bag that wasn’t lunch meat. I got a closer look and it was a fly, a-fly.jpg trying to get a taste of my sweet turkey breast. I didn’t think much of it, but in my attempt to get it out I noticed another one in the back of the bag. I started to get concerned.

I immediately dumped the turkey out and sure enough there were 3 of them in there. The weird thing is they all seemed to be paralyzed. They weren’t moving hardly at all. The thing is, by this time I had already eaten a sandwich and realized the obvious.

You know how sometimes after you eat there are little bits stuck in your teeth. What if I was nibbling on fly legs.a-fly.jpg

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7 Comments | August 3, 2008

7 Responses to “The Gag Reflex”

  1. Sam
    August 3, 2008 at . 12:39 pm

    ewgh!!  There is nothing I can say here!!! ewghhhh!!

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  3. Adrienne
    August 3, 2008 at . 4:59 pm

    Just a little extra protein for you!

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  5. Jonathan
    August 4, 2008 at . 4:26 am

    Reminds me of when Dad and I used to sit on some lawn chairs in the front yard and eat bug on a chip…

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  6. randy
    August 4, 2008 at . 5:15 am

    jon – technically you were the only one eating bug on a chip… There was no way I was eating it, and dad had a very convincing technique.

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  7. Dan
    August 6, 2008 at . 8:59 am

    I’m sorry, but I was laughing the whole time i was reading this post.
    Dan

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