Making lunch today I realized there was something in the zip lock bag that wasn’t lunch meat. I got a closer look and it was a fly, 
trying to get a taste of my sweet turkey breast. I didn’t think much of it, but in my attempt to get it out I noticed another one in the back of the bag. I started to get concerned.
I immediately dumped the turkey out and sure enough there were 3 of them in there. The weird thing is they all seemed to be paralyzed. They weren’t moving hardly at all. The thing is, by this time I had already eaten a sandwich and realized the obvious.
You know how sometimes after you eat there are little bits stuck in your teeth. What if I was nibbling on fly legs.
ewgh!! There is nothing I can say here!!! ewghhhh!!
wow! that is gross.
Just a little extra protein for you!
Disgusting!
Reminds me of when Dad and I used to sit on some lawn chairs in the front yard and eat bug on a chip…
jon – technically you were the only one eating bug on a chip… There was no way I was eating it, and dad had a very convincing technique.
I’m sorry, but I was laughing the whole time i was reading this post.
Dan